HYPERTIME!

The very word conjures images of infinite possibilities! Endless ideas! Really silly plotlines!

But Hypertime's endless possibilities are not always important. Sometimes... they are really very dumb.

Let us part the curtain and view some of these dumb Hypertime universes which exist..

Hal leads the band of Lanterns towards the surface of Ysmault.

//Warning: Approaching Ysmault -- Prison world of the Inversions,// Hal's ring warns. //Last known population: Five. Warning: Unidentified supernatural energies known to be active on the planet surface.//"Scan for lifeforms," he tells his ring, heading down past ancient ruined cities ( Read more... )

//Warning. Ring incapacitated.//

Hal feels the plasma burning at his skin... at his soul. His shields are virtually gone now.

//Warning. Ring incapacitated.//

He's weak. He can barely hold his shields together. Space is starting to wear away at his shields. He's barely breathing. The cold of space is beginning to leech out all his heat.

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Hal Jordan flies through space, his face hard and grim. He's flying escort duty today, along with dozens of other Green Lanterns, which normally doesn't bother him in the least ( Read more... )

Hal heads towards Odym with the other Green Lanterns he's recruited for this mission -- and with Carol as well. Each of these people coming along is a trusted friend, and he knows they won't tell the Guardians what they're doing ( Read more... )

The Oans glare at their map of the universe, with streaks of violet light moving through all space ( Read more... )

Hal grins as he walks along the boardwalk, with Carol at his side. The Predator is gone. Star Sapphire is gone. It's just the two of them ( Read more... )

"It was murder." Shilandra Thane is irate. Since the destruction of her world in nuclear war, she focuses her efforts on peace and understanding... but what she has seen has pushed her too far. "Amon Sur was murdered." She points an accusing finger towards the killer ( Read more... )

( Because summing up a life in this business can run pretty long... )

The Zamarons watch their experiment play out with growing frustration.

"They reject their true love," the first says.

"We have created the perfect atmosphere for love among their species," another says.

"We give their love the Star Sapphire, and they retreat from it. It as if they fear love."

"Then we must drive them towards their love," one ( Read more... )